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QC Captions vol. 245

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Zebediah:
Sven: "Look, it was just a one-night stand. I never meant to offend anyone..."
May: "Your actions have brought shame upon my sister, and under the laws of our people either you marry her or I have to ritually castrate you. The ring or the knife, asshole. You pick."

cesium133:
Sven: Why are you telling me this story about prosthetic turkey legs being sold at the convenience store?
May: Because if I made it happen to the turkey, I can make it happen to your dick if you touch my friend here. Cosette, bring the battle spatula.

Morituri:
Sven:  What happened to her?

May:  She's been like this for a couple hours.  Near as I can figure she accidentally downloaded most of Pintsize's porn collection.

Thrudd:
Sven:  An eel tank is an option?

May:  Well of course. Where else would you carry lives eels [censored*]?

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my profanity is not that creative. Best I can do is copy paste some of my favorite verbal onslaughts, but they would not be appropriate to the character without a major vocabulary upgrade.
Now if somehow she got her hands on the Grrl Power comic and was inspired.
Do NOT tell our most esteemed writer this or you will welcome the return of that foul fowl in comparison.

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