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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[BenRG]

CHAD: "Well, well! If it isn't the token spunky kid!"

SAM: "Hey, buddy! At least I've got reason to believe I'll appear more  than once, which is more than I can say for some situation-specific antagonists around here!"

[Zebediah]

Fucking Chad, man: "Oh come on, who'd want to watch a video of a girl playing games?"
Sam: "You see this scarf? I bet lots of people would love to watch a video of me choking you to death with it."

[DSL]

FUCKIN' CHAD, MAN: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound.of how awesome I am."
SAM: "It's because sound doesn't travel in the vacuum between your ears."

Or

CHAD: "Are you Sam?"
SAM: "I am."
CHAD: "Do you like ..."
SAM: "At Easter, yes."

Or

CHAD: "Yes, I'm Chad. I imagine you want to ask me how it's hangin'."
SAM: "Limply, I'd imagine."

[Pilchard123]

Is it hanging to the left? (Contains crude, puerile humour)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHCDqzwF8N4

[Zebediah]

SPONTAN̈EOUS METAL INTERLÜDE!

[Mr_Rose]

Dora: Why are we the only ones wearing makeup?
Faye: It's an ironic commentary on how modern society doesn't want women to look like themselves. I think?

[Zebediah]

Dora: ♪ Why the hell are we doing this anyway? ♪
Faye: ♫ It was either this or do robot poop jokes! Poop jokes! POOP JOKES! ♫

[celticgeek]

Dora:  What are we doing, again?
Faye:  This is an Eagles retrospective.  Pintsize organized it.

[DSL]

DORA: "Voice, fiddle and flute,/ No longer be mute./ I'll lend you my name, and inspire you to boot..."
FAYE: "... And, besides, I'll intruct you, like me, to entwine/ The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus' vine!"

OR

DORA: "Interjections! Show excitement! Or emotion! They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point!"
FAYE: "... or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong ..."

[Storel]

Dora: This song is about Vikings who are just looking for a nice place to settle down and farm!

Faye: This guitar solo is meant to evoke the unrelenting brutality of harvesting carrots!

[BenRG]

@Storel,

Damn. You beat me to it.

DORA: "I am a white unicorn running through the glade!"

FAYE: "Joy and rainbows! Joy and rainbows!"

Because Amir's vision should be respected.

[DSL]

DORA: "'Twas the dark of the moon on the 6th of June, and a Kenworth pullin' logs ..."
FAYE: "Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs ..."

[Thrudd]

Dora:
Now once upon a time - an old man told me a fable
When the vaper is gone - and the coffee is cold on your table
And if the black drone flies to find a new destination - that is the sign

FAYE:
Come tonight
Come to the robo sight
Come to the robo-battle-fight

[sung to Queens Ogre Battle}

[Morituri]

Dora:
 "The best part of making up with you
 Is waking up with you.
Now we can go together..."

Faye: 
"And  dismember the bodies
Of your other loves..."