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Who is Emily Azuma?

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Gyrre:
Emily seems to be around Rick Sanchez levels of genius. Just without the extreme self-loathing, massive ego, and anti-social tendencies

Tlaloc:

--- Quote from: Tova on 26 Sep 2017, 17:21 ---Emily Azuma? The one whom Clinton totally failed to chat up at a party at Islington?  :mrgreen:

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And then she walked off with this guy who said 'hey baby, I'm Zaphod. I came from Betelguese.' Then he never saw her again until much later.

JoeCovenant:

--- Quote from: Kugai on 26 Sep 2017, 15:35 ---Marvin would hate her  :-D

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Well, to be fair, Marvin hates EVERYONE...

Even himself!

"Tell me, do you get on well with other robots?"
"Hate them."

comicalArchitect:
What if Pintsize was right in 2766, and Emily, for some contrived reason, DOES have an ovipositor?

Tova:
I've recently realised that I've taken entirely the wrong approach to this thread.  :-o

I mean, what could happen from here on? I see only three possibilities:

1. Nothing will happen to indicate any of the above crazy theories, but nothing to disprove them either, in which case we can all happily go on believing in our own headcanon with no consequences whatsoever;
2. Something will happen to "disprove" the theories (e.g. Jeph adds in a future comic "Emily is STILL not a cyborg, but she has plans") which will either be ignored or denied (by claiming he could be lying, or by neatly reinterpreting the statement to fit our world view); or,
3. Something will happen to prove one of the theories correct, in which case whoever guessed it will look like a GENIUS.

In other words, literally nothing can happen that could possibly prove the most likely idea, that she is simply a human with above average creativity, intelligence, and eccentricity.

So I've changed my mind and decided that Emily is OBVIOUSLY the product of a crazy genetic experiment designed by her human parents with the aid of Spookybot.  8-)

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