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QC Captions vol. 259

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TheEvilDog:
Twofer -

May: "Got into a fight with a lawnmower. The lawnmower won."
Marigold: "You got into a fight with Stephanie!"

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May: "I can't tell if this is made from recycled paper, can you tell me what it says."
Parolebot: "Go to hell you fuc-- May, I told you before, use your words!"

Zebediah:
May: "I fight crime now. I'm a masked vigilante. My super-hero name is BAGWOMAN."
ParoleBot: "Why do I always wind up with the crazy ones?"

Morituri:
May:  Seriously, take a guess.  Guess what that little porn-addicted bastard inked on my face while I was downcycled.
ParoleBot:  Oh, god, you know Pintsize?  I'm so sorry!

DSL:
MAY: "You mean to tell me thismis the covered treatment, and all that happened was the price got negotiated down? How did the AnthroPC Care Act ever get passed?"
PAROLEBOT: "We had to find out what was in it."

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