Comic Discussion > ALICE GROVE
Alice Grove MCDLT - April 2016
FunkyTuba:
Guessing we'll get to see Sedna's final form at some point
War Sparrow:
--- Quote from: Y on 02 Apr 2016, 20:45 ---At least she has her priorities straight, unlike some tv shows where they take time to get dressed when confronted with an emergency. It's the same for people that are confronted with a bear while peeing, they finish their business first and zip up because they don't want to be caught dead with their dick out, instead of fleeing or whatever you're supposed to do when seeing a bear.
--- End quote ---
Never run from a bear. Back away very slowly, and it will likely wander away. If not, and it looks about to attack you, make yourself as large as possible, make lots of noise, try to scare it.Fight the bear..you want to be as troublesome of a meal as possible. If that doesn't work, curl up in the crouch position. Your back will get ripped up, but your vital organs will stay in your soft, squishy torso.
katsmeat:
--- Quote from: War Sparrow on 03 Apr 2016, 12:10 ---
--- Quote from: Y on 02 Apr 2016, 20:45 ---At least she has her priorities straight, unlike some tv shows where they take time to get dressed when confronted with an emergency. It's the same for people that are confronted with a bear while peeing, they finish their business first and zip up because they don't want to be caught dead with their dick out, instead of fleeing or whatever you're supposed to do when seeing a bear.
--- End quote ---
Never run from a bear. Back away very slowly, and it will likely wander away. If not, and it looks about to attack you, make yourself as large as possible, make lots of noise, try to scare it.Fight the bear..you want to be as troublesome of a meal as possible. If that doesn't work, curl up in the crouch position. Your back will get ripped up, but your vital organs will stay in your soft, squishy torso.
--- End quote ---
To sum up... you keep your (for me,. hypothetical) dick out and spread open the flaps of your coat, in the classic flasher-in-a-dirty-trechcoat manner, to look bigger and badder while shouting like hell.
Undeniably scary.
Though probably a bit embarrassing if the snapped twig noise you thought was a bear turned out to be another hiker.
mr.jacob:
--- Quote from: katsmeat on 03 Apr 2016, 12:36 ---
--- Quote from: War Sparrow on 03 Apr 2016, 12:10 ---
--- Quote from: Y on 02 Apr 2016, 20:45 ---At least she has her priorities straight, unlike some tv shows where they take time to get dressed when confronted with an emergency. It's the same for people that are confronted with a bear while peeing, they finish their business first and zip up because they don't want to be caught dead with their dick out, instead of fleeing or whatever you're supposed to do when seeing a bear.
--- End quote ---
Never run from a bear. Back away very slowly, and it will likely wander away. If not, and it looks about to attack you, make yourself as large as possible, make lots of noise, try to scare it.Fight the bear..you want to be as troublesome of a meal as possible. If that doesn't work, curl up in the crouch position. Your back will get ripped up, but your vital organs will stay in your soft, squishy torso.
--- End quote ---
To sum up... you keep your (for me,. hypothetical) dick out and spread open the flaps of your coat, in the classic flasher-in-a-dirty-trechcoat manner, to look bigger and badder while shouting like hell.
Undeniably scary.
Though probably a bit embarrassing if the snapped twig noise you thought was a bear turned out to be another hiker.
--- End quote ---
"leave your dick out, you'll look bigger by comparison"
Is it cold in here?:
Why design a weapon that needs to sleep?
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