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WCDT Strips 3191-3195 (4th to 8th April 2016)
War Sparrow:
I'm glad he is okay now. Is your father a farmdad? He sounds familiar. My father crushed his ankle feeding/milking his friend's cows. He finished what he was doing, then drove himself home. Then my sister took him to the hospital. He then whined for two weeks about how he had stuff to do! How he was fine!
Then he got pneumonia and a bladder infection, and the complaining about how he was behind really racked up.
Why do you hate pugs, Peaches? Do you hate joy, somehow?
President Peaches:
Although my dad grew up in a farming/logging community he spent 30 years in the navy to avoid spending his life in a boring village. He's a few flavours of badass and immortal.
Dogs, with the exceptions of a few breeds, are basically defective wolves. Pugs, with their inability to breathe properly, facial bone issues, maintenance requirements (cleaning their face folds to prevent infection), and such, are basically defective dogs, which is really defective. By my standards they're at the point where euthanasia is the merciful choice. Try playing with a husky, qimmiq, keeshond, or shiba inu instead.
Edit: Actually be careful if you play with a qimmiq, they're great for hunting polar bears.
Method of Madness:
What's your take on malamutes?
President Peaches:
Malamutes are good. Basically any dog that is on the wolfish end of the spectrum and is fully functional is good.
I'm more of a cat person, however. The average housecat is elegant, sleek, graceful, and self-cleaning. It is also a highly efficient and stealthy killing machine, and almost all cats show quite clearly that they are basically a less omnicidal version of the african wildcat and demand only worship, food, and cuddles from sub-feline shaved apes.
Method of Madness:
Not that much less omnicidal.
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