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jwhouk:

--- Quote from: DSL on 01 Jun 2016, 06:23 ---BRUN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering from forum)
CLINTON (to forum): "May a coffee spider squat in your espresso."
CLINTON: "Dolphin Jack."
BRUN: "Dolphin Jack."
(CLINTON glares sardonically at BRUN, tears open envelope)
CLINTON (reading): "What do you use to prop up a dolphin?"

--- End quote ---


+1 for the Carnac joke.

Thrudd:
BRUN: "One quick question"
CLINTON: "What?"
BRUN: "Do sea-lions eat sea-zebras?"
CLINTON: [facepalm]
BRUN: "Do you know the lyrics to muskrat love?"
CLINTON: "FACEHUGGER!! HELP!"
BRUN:  [singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] face hugger help... [stops] I don't think that's quite right...

Is it cold in here?:
B: "You left your laptop in the bar"
C: "All my fanfic was on there!"

TheEvilDog:
Brun: "The room had a tiny fridge, filled with tiny drinks and tiny cookies. I had a bite, it was all I could have because then they were all gone."
Clinton: "That was the mini bar...and the room was paid in my name."
Brun: "But it did not look anything like my bar..."

miados:
brun: Does your hand have a death grip setting and if so have you had it kick in while you were self gratifying

Clinton: Why do all the cute girls act crazy about my hand?

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