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QC Captions vol. 274

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BenRG:
RENEE: "Hey, Brun! I've got some hot beefcake photos on my laptop! Wanna see?"

BRUN: "No need; seen Clinton being heroic."

Zebediah:
Renee: "Who was that old woman at the door?"
Brun: "Future Me. She popped back in time to give me a warning. Something about Britain and the EU. Didn't quite get it all."

DSL:
BRUN: "In the condition it's in, and with all the original parts, I'd say it's value at auction would be between $10,000 and $15,000."
RENEE: "Awesome! I've got a truckload of 'em outside."
BRUN: "... In that case, move the decimal point four places to the left."

Skewbrow:
Brun: "There's a lot of ash clogging the escapement mechanism. And the balance wheel needs to be lubed. "
Renee: "Wheels, balance... let's escape to the gym. Some sights there make me feel lubed all right."

DSL:
RENEE: "Look, I can just call for a pizza."
BRUN: "No, I want to give this Spathe Pizza signaling device one more shot. I ordered one the other night, but the bar caught fire just as the pizza was supposed to arrive ..."

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