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Eid Mubarak!
Aimless:
I'd almost forgotten that it was time for round 2 of Eid but I remembered just in time, and to celebrate this joyous day my wife and I have dressed up in burkinis and hatred to make tortured lamb biryani with chickpeas, dried Bengal plums and my favourite variety of sharia rice (Chinigura, smuggled from the ethnic food shop of the old child-molesting goat-son in the subway station near my mum's place). We're trying to go easy on the boozing these days but I've found a non-alcoholic champagne that actually tastes good and though it's always sad to not celebrate with family this certainly isn't the worst meal I've cooked in the war against Western values :o hope y'all are having a good day wherever you may be.
Now just counting down till the first terrorist attack of the day.
hedgie:
--- Quote from: Aimless on 12 Sep 2016, 09:44 ---make tortured lamb biryani with chickpeas, dried Bengal plums and my favourite variety of sharia rice
--- End quote ---
A number of things I made are tortured as well (or at least that's what they tasted like)
Akima:
September 15th is Moon Festival for we sinister Orientals. Who knows what we are thinking as we walk the streets of your cities, behind our blank, inscrutable faces and hooded eyes? And what are these strange cabalistic signs we carve into the ritual foods we display at this time of year? Surely they're coded messages of our secret global conspiracy...
Tova:
Take all of my likes, you sinister fiends.
SubaruStephen:
Mmmm... tasty secret messages
https://youtu.be/msQPHxTUgzI
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