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WCDT Strips 3311 - 3315 (Sept 19th - 24th)
Morituri:
'Phil' is an elaborate prank shitkickers play in boonie bars, which, if they're successful, culminates in a bar fight. Picking fights and beating the hell out of people is what shitkickers consider to be good fun.
Some out of towner comes in off the highway, and one of the kickers pretends to recognize him. "Hey, Phil! Damn, good to see you! Bartender, hey get this man a beer!"
If the bartender, or the bouncer, NOTICES what's going on in time, the game is brought to a halt. If the stranger has the good sense to turn down a free beer and explain that he's not Phil, the game never gets started. But sooner or later they find a sucker and get started.
Otherwise a bunch of 'Phil's' buddies start crowding around, damn glad to see Phil again, and start reminiscing about good times they've had together.... Good times which get steadily more sordid as the tales grow taller. "Remember that time all of us got drunk and went out hunting that night and you tried to hump that bull?" .... "Dude, great to see ya! When did they let you out of jail? I thought you were going up forever after you got caught running weed disguised as a nun!" et cetera...
Sooner or later, the guy can't accept being 'Phil' any more and breaks the news that, no, he's not really Phil, he's just somebody who must look a lot like Phil, and the kickers get all cheesed off at this guy who's been 'pretending' to be their old buddy Phil and VERY SUDDENLY switch to violent mode and beat the crap out of him, trying to involve as many people around them in the fight as possible. And at this point they've been getting ready and a couple of them will usually be ready to try to suckerpunch the bouncer when he wades in to break it up. The only guy whose arm I ever actually had to break was swinging a motorcycle chain at me the first time I tried to break one of these games up.
They especially like it if there's a biker gang in the bar at the time; get one member of a biker gang wound up and into the fight and the whole bunch of them will join in.
Near Lurker:
...is that a beer?
Tova:
--- Quote from: Penquin47 on 20 Sep 2016, 20:50 ---I don't like the sound of that "...entrenched".
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I wonder if it will soon occur to Faye that Bubbles may be the one being exploited.
Timemaster:
Whoīs that guy with the black hair? Ithink Iīve seen him before, but canīt exactly remember when.
He used to be important, didnīt he?
:roll:
TM
cesium133:
--- Quote from: Morituri on 20 Sep 2016, 21:21 ---'Phil' is an elaborate prank shitkickers play in boonie bars, which, if they're successful, culminates in a bar fight. Picking fights and beating the hell out of people is what shitkickers consider to be good fun.
Some out of towner comes in off the highway, and one of the kickers pretends to recognize him. "Hey, Phil! Damn, good to see you! Bartender, hey get this man a beer!"
If the bartender, or the bouncer, NOTICES what's going on in time, the game is brought to a halt. If the stranger has the good sense to turn down a free beer and explain that he's not Phil, the game never gets started. But sooner or later they find a sucker and get started.
Otherwise a bunch of 'Phil's' buddies start crowding around, damn glad to see Phil again, and start reminiscing about good times they've had together.... Good times which get steadily more sordid as the tales grow taller. "Remember that time all of us got drunk and went out hunting that night and you tried to hump that bull?" .... "Dude, great to see ya! When did they let you out of jail? I thought you were going up forever after you got caught running weed disguised as a nun!" et cetera...
Sooner or later, the guy can't accept being 'Phil' any more and breaks the news that, no, he's not really Phil, he's just somebody who must look a lot like Phil, and the kickers get all cheesed off at this guy who's been 'pretending' to be their old buddy Phil and VERY SUDDENLY switch to violent mode and beat the crap out of him, trying to involve as many people around them in the fight as possible. And at this point they've been getting ready and a couple of them will usually be ready to try to suckerpunch the bouncer when he wades in to break it up. The only guy whose arm I ever actually had to break was swinging a motorcycle chain at me the first time I tried to break one of these games up.
They especially like it if there's a biker gang in the bar at the time; get one member of a biker gang wound up and into the fight and the whole bunch of them will join in.
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I'd never go to that sort of bar, and wouldn't accept a drink from some random person I've never met who claims to know me, but nonetheless I think I'd be tempted to go along with the stories no matter how sordid they get... :psyduck:
--- Quote from: Near Lurker on 20 Sep 2016, 21:25 ---...is that a beer?
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Or could just be soda. Or root beer. Or cat urine from a very ill cat.
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