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Skewbrow:
Pintsize: (muffled slurping followed by a sigh of disappointment)
May: "While you are at it, would you mind cleaning up the crevass near the left hip joint. Some residue piles up there, and it's kinda hard to reach. I give you a $2 discount."

Skewbrow:

--- Quote from: Zebediah on 15 Nov 2016, 18:57 ---Although I imagine the coffee cult sings it more like a Gregorian chant.

--- End quote ---
Chant to the tune of doom (this is the performance I wanted there to be in the first place, link now fixed).

Lattem bibimus
Fabam assumus
Ave corpus Juan Valdéz
Ave sanguis hostia hircum

Blood-Tree:
Pintsize: Should've known better than to cheat a friend, And waste the chance that I've been given, So I'm never gonna dance again, The way I danced with you

May: I'm never gonna dance again, Guilty feet have got no rhythm, Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool

*cue sax solo*

Thrudd:
Because someone had to do it
Definitely not politically correct or in good taste (click to show/hide)Pintsize: Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
May: I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too,
Pintsize: I love to hear you oralize, When I'm between your thighs
May : You blow me away

Pintsize: Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
May: I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Both: Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places, And play, 'til we're blown away

K1dmor:
 Pintsize: "So this is the Dark Side".
 May: "Don't make me use the force".

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