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A bet with Emily ('I bet I can drink more than you before doing dumb stuff!')

1 (2.5%)

Frightened by Eels (They WERE under the counter after all!)

2 (5%)

Traumatic Experience (Pintsize and May are an item now?)

3 (7.5%)

It turns out that Dora makes hooch on the side; so putting it in her is 'putting it where you found it'

1 (2.5%)

It was a boring day; time to mix things up!

10 (25%)

Dora needed to talk to the Tequila Monster of Hangovers for some reason

4 (10%)

Dora tried to understand Emily's thought processes; bad mistake

13 (32.5%)

Faye dropped by, saw the bottle and said: "It's a waste to throw it away; drink it for me!"

1 (2.5%)

Dora said: "Let's freak out Hanners by getting drunk on the job!"

0 (0%)

Other (Specify in comment - the more surreal the better)

1 (2.5%)

Sexy Distilleries aka Method cheating and adding an option after the fact

2 (5%)

Felix is upset with all of the poll options and adds another after Method.

2 (5%)

Total Members Voted: 39

[Storel]

On a totally different topic: I keep trying to sing May's lines to the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lookin' Out My Back Door". It works for the first couple of lines, but she goes back to "Doot doot doot" too soon. 

Maybe she's already at the end of the song, so she's repeating the last few lines over and over?

[Tova]

On a totally different topic: I keep trying to sing May's lines to the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lookin' Out My Back Door". It works for the first couple of lines, but she goes back to "Doot doot doot" too soon. 

From now on, every time I hear that song, the line, "Gonna get a new face," will float through my mind.

[WareWolf]

On a totally different topic: I keep trying to sing May's lines to the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Lookin' Out My Back Door". It works for the first couple of lines, but she goes back to "Doot doot doot" too soon. 

I was trying to get it to scan to Lou Reed's  "Walk on the Wild Side." She IS a colored girl, after all.

[Stoutfellow]

Yes, I suppose she would prefer the blues....

[Morituri]

I was thinking of the Huey Lewis tune "I want a new drug." 

FWIW about US $2 bills.  Some mints print them and others don't.  Thus, in some areas of the country (where the actual cash money supply is provided by mint A) $2 bills will be common.   In other areas of the country, (where the actual cash money supply is provided by Mint B) $2 bills will be almost unknown, and only appear when somebody has brought them from some other part of the country in their wallet.  Usually in areas where they're rare, the banks get rid of them (exchange them when adjusting their cash stocks) immediately because keeping track of an extra denomination is a pain in the tush for no more of them than there actually are.  So if you deposit that $2 bill in your bank account in California, it will most likely be winging its way back to Illinois or wherever it came from by nightfall.

This leads to humorous situations like clerks, cashiers, and even cops who've never seen a real $2 bill in their life and assume it's some sort of fake.

[Is it cold in here?]

They're humorous if you're not the one who gets arrested.

[Method of Madness]

I remember reading an article a while back about how they printed a bunch of new ones because they wanted to get people to actually spend them...except nobody does.