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QC Captions vol. 300

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Zebediah:
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Welcome Yule, or whatever other holiday(s) you may celebrate this time of year! And welcome to the 300th edition of QC Captions!

For our first image, a challenge. I look forward to seeing what you can do with this one:


cesium133:
Narrator: The waste byproducts of androids are sent to a server farm, where they're turned into food served to humans as toast.
ToasterBot: Tasty, isn't it?

BenRG:
NARRATOR: "Even defectives are not forgotten by The Creator's benevolence; some adjustments to intelligence level and their need for external stimuli and they find meaning in those small tasks for which they are trusted!

T04ST-R: "I rejoice in being reduced to an immobile appliance unable to manipulate my environment!"

Morituri:
Narration:  Once it had access to the servers, Mirai quickly enlisted millions of Internet-Of-Things appliances into its botnet.

Toaster:  Cool!  Now I can participate in DDoS attacks!

DSL:
OPENING CRAWL: "EPISODE 3.5: PEACH HELLBOT -- Traumatized by FAYE's sudden departure and the cumulative effect of too many blows to this sensory and communcation platform, PUNCHBOT gains access to the Chrono-Transmogrifier and journeys back to a time just before the start of our story ..."

(slow tilt DOWN as music swells)

TOASTERPUNCHBOT: "Where's Faye's apartment?"

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