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QC Captions vol. 306

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Thrudd:
Marten: "You can eat pizza safely? When Pintsize binges on cake batter I spend a whole day cleaning out his chassis."

Bubbles: "My specifications took all factors of both the battlefield and the commissary into consideration. The former was far less hazardous than the latter."

Zebediah:
Marten: "Pintsize asked you to sit where?"

Bubbles: "On his face. His last words as my buttocks crushed his head were, 'Worth it.'"

DSL:
MARTEN: "Oh, yeah, the sofa hydraulics. Pintsize did that."
BUBBLES: "I doubt he anticipated an occupant of my mass. If you get the parts on this list from the hardware store and give Faye and me a couple bours, we can get the mechanism working again. We can even make it mobile."

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