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Zebediah:
FIRST IMAGE:

BenRG:
TORTURA: "I must say Steven, it is a great relief to put my old career behind me! The violence was poison to the soul!"

STEVEN: "Yeah, me too! I was afraid I'd become a cereal killer!"

Gyrre:
Tortura: "Rød grød med fløde." There, I haf said it. Now may I please haf some?"

Steve: "Sure thing. I don't know why it's not more common around here."

Gyrre:
Tortura: "So you are sure zat zese chak chak and ptichie moloko based cereals would sell quite vell here in de States?"

Steve: "Oh yeah! Definitely. Sugary cereals are a staple of the American breakfast. You'll just want to call the ptichie moloko one by a more American name. Too many parents will be super confused about 'birds’ milk cake'. You could probably do one based on vatrushka, too."

Zebediah:
Tortura: "Current assignment is to eliminate American naval officer known as Captain Crunch."

Steve: "Already took care of it."

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