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WCDT Strips 3486 to 3490 (22 to 26 May 2017)

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JoeCovenant:

--- Quote from: Thrudd on 22 May 2017, 12:22 ---Null / Void:

Salesbot #!: "DESTROY NINETY-NINE PERCENT OF KNOWN HOUSEHOLD PESTS WITH PRE-SLICED,  RUSTPROOF, EASY-TO-HANDLE, LOW CALORIE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR  STRINGETTES, FREE FROM ARTIFICIAL COLORING, AS USED IN HOSPITALS!"

Salesperson #2: It's...Super Absorbent String!

Salesbot #!:   "ABSORB WATER TODAY WITH SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL WATER ABSORB-A-TEX STRINGETTES!  AWAY WITH FLOODS! AWAY WITH THE DULL DRUDGERY OF WORKADAY TIDAL WAVES!  USE SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL FLOOD PREVENTERS!"

Melon:   :facepalm:

Concerned Friend:  I think I should have made a left at Albuquerque

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Could have worked...

If you'd gotten sex into it...

 :clairedoge:

JoeCovenant:
F: "We need to do something to prevent this from happening again."

B: "Hmmm. I suggest a bio-mechanical replacement gluteus maximus. It should be sown with follicles to allow cylindrical, keratinized, filaments to grow from the upper epidermis."

F: "You... You want it to grow hair??"

B: "Yes."

F: "How on earth will that stop it from falling off again?"

B: "Buttresses."

Sullivan:

--- Quote from: emsilly on 22 May 2017, 16:01 ---
--- Quote from: Sullivan on 22 May 2017, 14:19 ---Maybe it's a service access point.

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I'll service your access point, if you know what I mean.

...I'll let myself out.

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Well, you do know where the exit is.

Case:

--- Quote from: JoeCovenant on 23 May 2017, 02:19 ---B: "Buttresses."

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Ok, Joe wins the thread. Everybody can go home now.

G'night!

shanejayell:
Well, that was a thing...  :-o

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