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QC Captions vol. 331

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cesium133:

BenRG:
MAY: "Gomen nasi, Faye-sama. I will never question the quality of your work or your commitment to your customers ever again."

FAYE: "Remote-control joy buzzer in the cerebral shell! Sassy AI owned!"

cesium133:
It seems rather quiet. Perhaps y'all will find this more to your liking, even if we don't know what it is.

BenRG:
CLAIRE: "It says here: 'Warning: Do not use when immersed or when item is immersed. Always keep hair, clothing and bodily extremities at least 12 inches away."

MARTEN: "I'm sorry Claire but that's the last time I let you buy a conversation piece! We still don't know what the damn thing is and already we know it's dangerous to have around!"

PINTSIZE: "It's a sex toy! A sex toy I tell you!"

Gyrre:
CLAIRE: "Well, when you push this top arm bar down, the little box drops, hitting a button underneath. The button then triggers a little motor that slowly reels the box back up while a random short tune is played. I think the melodies are randomly constructed."

MARTEN: "Really, randomly constructed melodies and it's an eyesore? We might as well have hired [insert obscure indie band here] to perform live."

PINTSIZE: "DEAR GOD, DON'T LET HER START IT UP AGAIN!!! The last time she played with it for 8 hours straight!"

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