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QC Captions vol. 363

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SpanielBear:
"Okay, I have to ask- what are you doing?"

"My first chassis was a hamster."

"Huh. Did your motherboard smell like elderberries?"

Zebediah:
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BenRG:
O'MALLEY: "Ah! My sweet little Probie! Desperate for love! Let me tell you, girlie that love is for suckers in this job! All you need is some decent pleasure executables and a copy of 'Playbot'..."

ROKO: "Okay, O'Malley? You might have seniority but that isn't permission to comment on my personal life. Glitch off."

Morituri:
O'MALLEY:  So, I don't know if you've been keeping up, but that 'Corpse Witch' character you pulled in?  We're up to volume seven of the confessions now, and man, there is some juicy stuff in there!  The DA has been issuing, like, reams of arrest warrants for shit way worse than the fighting ring!  But there's one thing that everybody in the department wants to know; We're all dyin' to find out why she started callin' you 'Roko Raccoon.'  Tell the truth now; when that little guy got your badge, what else did he get? 

ROKO:  I swear to God every goddamn RELEVANT thing is in the report!  I am not going to settle your goddamn bets for you!

Zebediah:
O'Malley: "Just go to the body shop on King Street. That little dent will buff right out."

Roko: "I am not getting my health care from an auto mechanic!"

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