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Total Members Voted: 75

[hedgie]

It was probably just “What’s the weirdest fetish I could come up with? I know, BREAD!”

And, you know what, I am not going to google “bread fetish”. I know it’s almost certainly a real thing and I don’t need to see pictures of it.

Or yeastiality maybe.

[Mordhaus]

Hah, I say!

If you think croissants are hard, try making Challah Bread. On the surface it seems soooooo easy, but then you taste it and it's all wrong. So you do it again...and again...and again, actually weighing the ingredients and testing the relative versus the specific humidity of your oven/rising area. You begin slamming crazily expensive single malt scotch because it's usually kosher. If you are lucky, more of it ends up inside you instead of inside your wet ingredients. You put on a walter white cleanroom suit and start looking for evil flies.

The next day you remember you aren't even Jewish, so you toss it all out and go buy some from the local bakery.

[Thrillho]

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