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WCDT strips 3841-3845 (1-5 October 2018)
traroth:
"What should Roko take up next?"
Baking, obviously!
Just imagine all the hot... steamy... wet kneading involved... That would be bread made with much sweet, sweet love! (If that section sounded hot and kind of disgusting at the same time, it was the effect I was looking for)
BenRG:
--- Quote from: traroth on 02 Oct 2018, 04:58 ---Rice. Way more dangerous you would think.......................
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For example, it is a potential sinking hazard for old-style freighter ships. Rice grains are low-density when wet and large concentrations can actually act like floats. There are examples of where flooding of cargo bays filled with rice have capsized ships due to the floating rice sacks lifting the centre of mass too high!
--- Quote from: traroth on 02 Oct 2018, 05:01 ---"What should Roko take up next?"
Baking, obviously!
Just imagine all the hot... steamy... wet kneading involved... That would be bread made with much sweet, sweet love!
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That would really be enabling an addict though! Imagine all the theft of goods she'd be tempted to do!
jwhouk:
--- Quote from: Greymoon on 01 Oct 2018, 20:15 ---Di... did Momo burn off half her hair in a freak rice-addent? D:
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...Yes, yes it does appear that happened.
Case:
--- Quote from: Penquin47 on 01 Oct 2018, 19:59 ---
--- Quote from: BarGamer on 01 Oct 2018, 19:16 ---How TF do you screw up rice? It's super-easy. First, soak for half an hour, 2 cups of water per cup of white rice, three cups if you have brown or sweet/glutinous/sushi rice. Stir ONCE. Simmer on medium heat, with the lid slightly off-set. RESIST THE URGE TO STIR. If you run out of water before you reach desired tenderness, drizzle in more water. Serve with whatever the fuck you want. I've seen mayo, ketchup, soy sauce, fish flakes, seaweed flakes, in a taco, in a burrito, in a sushi, milk, in a shake, and probably more in the replies.
It's a carbohydrate. You eat it.
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Soak, stir, simmer... realize you have something you need to do and go do it while you're waiting to help resist the urge to stir, that leads to something else to do, next thing you know half your house is filled with smoke and your rice and pan are both ruined.
No, this isn't personal experience, why do you ask?
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Yeah, I 'heard' about that one, too ... :oops:
(I also may or may not know somebody who probably owes his life to Rizla-papers ...)
Marco:
--- Quote from: Theta9 on 01 Oct 2018, 16:10 ---
--- Quote from: JoeCovenant link=topic=34235.msg1413897#msg1413897 date=1538395777[/quote ---
Aye, but is it Broon sass or Rayd sass??
(NB: This joke may not work if the reader is not Scottish)
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I get that it's "brown sass or red sass" but the joke is still lost on me.
[edit] oh "sauce", okay, nvm.
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Looks like we need something like explainxkcd.com - maybe explainWCDT.questionablecontent.net
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