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QC Captions vol. 400 Quadricentennial Extravaganza

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Zebediah:
400 caption threads! To celebrate Significant Milestone Week, we're going to be looking back at some significant milestones in QC history.

But first, TURKEYCOMIC:



That's no turkey...

BenRG:
TURKEY VULTRE: "You Gobblers may think I am one of you, but I am actually a raptor in disguise!"

If there was another speech bubble, I would have of course put in "What! Curse your inevitable yet still completely unexpected betrayal!"

Zebediah:
FLASHBACK #1: A wild Hannelore appears!

BenRG:
HANNELORE: "Is that the sound of regrets?"

MARTEN: "No, of too many beers."

HANNELORE: "From what I've been told, those two things sound the same."

Zebediah:
Hannelore: “My dad developed this special anti-anxiety drug for me. It’s a strain of cannabis that’s been genetically modified to produce both a type of benzodiazepine and a norepinephrine–dopamine reuptake inhibitor. Right now I could swim naked through a sewage lagoon and not freak out.”

Marten: “Is that even legal?”

Hannelore: “Probably not, but so what? My mother could bankrupt the state of Massachusetts with a couple of phone calls. When you’re that rich the law is irrelevant.”

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