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cesium133:
I keep forgetting to do these...

BenRG:
BRUN: "Bright light...!"

REALTORIA: "The contractor called it the 'Apotheosis Lux Plus'!"

RENEE: "Sure beats the other way to enjoy it!"

Zebediah:
Brun: “Wait - is that Elliot?”

Landlady: “Yeah, there’s a hunky guy in the apartment across the alley who sometimes stands shirtless in front of the window. You can think of it as a bonus feature if you’re into that sort of thing.”

Renee: “I’ve seen him shirtless before, but it never gets old!”

Gyrre:
Brun: "What's that horrible blinding yellow thing?"
Building manager: "That is our planet's star. While it is somewhat horrible, it's entirely necessary. And there are actually some people who enjoy it. We call it the sun."
Reneé: "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. A gigantic nuclear furnace! It turn hydrogen into helium at a temperature of thousands of degrees."

Cornelius:
Brun: So bright...
Middleperson: Well, we have made a few slight improvements to the standard kitchen appliances. Cooking a turkey now takes about 5 seconds.
Renee: That's definitely not cooking with gas.

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