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What's the most baffling thing about neurotypical people?
Near Lurker:
I've literally fled twenty miles right now, and I'm worried I'll get in trouble as I frantically try to cleanse my blood vessels of the FILTH the only non-invasive way I know, however many doctors tell me not to. People who know what a mess I am do this ridiculous "I'm not touching you" which is honestly worse than just eating the SHIT (would that I meant it literally - yes, I would rather that people ate flatbread with tomatoes and SHIT or layers of pasta and SHIT or a bottle of granules of SHIT) in front of me.
...yeah, I'm a crazy person, but that's kind of the point of this thread, sin't it?
Thrillho:
You're not crazy. The point of this thread is in fact to try to help you feel the opposite way
hedgie:
And I’m well aware of the absurdity of eating something that smells like the inside of my boots after a long day on my feet. Honestly, people accept a lot of things as “normal” that are patently absurd when looked at from another perspective. Even amongst NT folks, food, and whether something is considered disgusting, edible, or really great is often a cultural thing so can be quite different.
oddtail:
--- Quote from: hedgie on 16 Sep 2022, 15:25 ---And I’m well aware of the absurdity of eating something that smells like the inside of my boots after a long day on my feet. Honestly, people accept a lot of things as “normal” that are patently absurd when looked at from another perspective. Even amongst NT folks, food, and whether something is considered disgusting, edible, or really great is often a cultural thing so can be quite different.
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Alcohol, the most common recreational drug, is fungus poop, and if aliens ever visit us, that's all they need to know about us as a species. Or even about primates in general, because other apes and some monkeys also happily partake in fermented fruit laying around to get tipsy.
I've found the solution to the Fermi paradox. Aliens arrived, saw us drink fungus poop to the point we often lose our sense of coordination, and noped pretty hard out of the Solar System.
Jimor:
And considering how one of our other major passtimes is purposefully breathing in the byproducts of fire...
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