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WCDT 4066-4070 (12-16 August 2019)
Zebediah:
--- Quote from: Mr_Rose on 13 Aug 2019, 00:25 ---So, is Winslow going to point out the lurking teen behind the counter?
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“The Lurking Teen” is the title of a story that H. P. Lovecraft considered writing, but then rejected because the premise was just too horrifying.
TheEvilDog:
--- Quote from: Zebediah on 13 Aug 2019, 02:50 ---
--- Quote from: Mr_Rose on 13 Aug 2019, 00:25 ---So, is Winslow going to point out the lurking teen behind the counter?
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“The Lurking Teen” is the title of a story that H. P. Lovecraft considered writing, but then rejected because the premise was just too horrifying.
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*Let's loose a shrill, high pitched scream*
DSL:
Teen infestations. You can't even spray for 'em.
It was tried once, but it backfired. The stuff was just remarketed as Axe.
Wingy:
--- Quote from: DSL on 13 Aug 2019, 04:22 ---Teen infestations. You can't even spray for 'em.
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This was a long time ago and it wouldn't be legal now (the children involved are now in their 60's and it's not legal in my state for sure). One of my former bosses told his kids that they would lose all driving privileges and be kicked out of the family home if the ever got a DUI or he caught them drinking and driving while they were living under his roof. In return, they could drink at home, illegally as they were under age, as long as the party ended when they had previously negotiated it would. By all accounts it worked out fine. However:
Their house backed up on a local park. The local high school kids, which his were a part of the group, would have a large party in the park every year. After sunset, the under-age drinking had a tendency to get out of hand, fights, loud music from cars, etc. The city police would send a helicopter with a spotlight over to help break up the worst of the behavior and support the ground-based officers. Meanwhile, his kids and their friends would sit on the back porch and watch the mayhem.
My former boss remarked that teens under a chopper spotlight behave *exactly* like roaches when you flipped on the light in a dark kitchen...
--- Quote ---It was tried once, but it backfired. The stuff was just remarketed as Axe.
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My voice teacher refuses to let students into her studio if they are wearing that .. uh .. stuff. I don't blame her a bit, but then, I'm old enough to have learned that the best aphrodisiac is a recent shower with a scentless soap.
Mr Intrepid:
I'm sort of expecting her manager to come in and say something like: "I thought that hiring a Synthetic clerk would mean I'd stop having their boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever coming in to 'hang out' for hours without buying anything but I guess I was wrong!" May and Winslow's reactions would her broom too soon
May would tell him, "My friend Roko says "hi!"
And the manager would shut up and slink back to his office.
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