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WCDT 4131-4135 (Nov 11th-15th, 2019)
RedWolf4:
(click to show/hide)The image I have in my head now is Beeps and an assistant loading great big ole' bundles of dongs into an artillery piece and firing them point blank. Those that survive the stress test get approved for sale.
hedgie:
I'd be afraid to find out whose orifices would need such destructive testing.
BenRG:
Yeah, come to think of it, that would be May's dream job, wouldn't it? I seem to remember that the only time we've seen Beepatrice at her 'day job' she was standing next to a dildo that had a little brick of plastique taped to it. She was supposed to closely observe what happens when the explosives were detonated. I'm not sure what product safety legislation the tests are meant to satisfy but they must have been misapplied somehow!
Meanwhile Beepatrice is wonderful with her bashful nature, isn't she? I think hanging around with May for any length of time will be destruction-testing her blush-emulators though!
--- Quote from: hedgie on 12 Nov 2019, 21:33 ---I'd be afraid to find out whose orifices would need such destructive testing.
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The manufacturers probably have May's attitude towards human sexuality: "Is there nothing that these creatures won't do to get off?" They probably basically decided that they need to be ready for the most extreme fetishes imaginable rather than an embarrassing and otherworldly lawsuit!
Gyrre:
--- Quote from: Perfectly Reasonable on 12 Nov 2019, 17:00 ---A unique art piece! It will point the way to a future groove!
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Not sure if this meant to be a pun. But pretty sure he'd be kicked out of that museum.
Netherdan:
--- Quote from: BenRG on 12 Nov 2019, 23:22 ---Yeah, come to think of it, that would be May's dream job, wouldn't it? I seem to remember that the only time we've seen Beepatrice at her 'day job' she was standing next to a dildo that had a little brick of plastique taped to it. She was supposed to closely observe what happens when the explosives were detonated. I'm not sure what product safety legislation the tests are meant to satisfy but they must have been misapplied somehow!
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The test specification just said "Firewall tests" so they're testing various scenarios involving the words "fire" and "wall" in some way
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