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QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)

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Thrudd:
Marten: "I don't think that really helps the numbness to wear off any faster."
Claire:   "Once my face warms up you are in for such a smooching!"

So now for this weeks part 2 that I like to call.

This isn't coffee

BenRG:
CLAIRE: "So, anyway, I figured that Pintsize was just trying to provoke a reaction when he told me that he'd mixed crystalised wolf urine into me and Faye's coffee stash but you never can tell with that crazy guy..."

MARTEN: "Suddenly, I'm regretting deciding to try your blend of coffee today..."

Gyrre:
CLAIRE: 🎶 [multiple bars of complex sheet music] 🎶
Martin: "What's in this drink?"

Cornelius:
Claire: And it's been steeped for three days after the full moon, with a sacred chant. But it has to be brewed with dew harvested at the first dawn of a new moon.

Marten: Suddenly, I feel bad about dumping three spoons of sugar in this tea.

Thrudd:
Claire: "Some combinations of pen and ink can be slow starters even after a day or two, but that problem can often be cured by applying a minuscule amount of moisture to the nib. You could get enough by a wet lick of your finger and then touching the nib to the finger. But then you'd have ink on your finger!"

Marten: "I was wondering why the coffee's roast chicken undertones were being overwhelmed by zinc."

(click to show/hide) :-P Think spider coffee  :-P and calligraphy ink  :-P

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