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QC Captions Volume #425 (2020 January 27-31)

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Thrudd:
What a wonderful spring we are having this year [checks calendar] WTF, it's still January?

Well it is flue season and despite the drummed up fear of the latest coronavirus people are still avoiding the standard flue shot because people are idiots.

Hugo was his name (click to show/hide) Don't mind me - that was part of a story round where the first line was the last line and for the life of me I can't remember the whole thing - oh, and it was in German
If I can get my nonagenarian mum to write it down for me I will post it here

Cornelius:
Faye: Don't go in the bathroom. I feel awful.
Bubbles: I told you not to touch anything Pintsize baked.

BenRG:
FAYE: "You know it's bad when your intestines are making it clear that they wanna move out!"

BUBBLES: "Actually, I knew it was bad when I had a dream of a massive road traffic accident in the middle of Unicorn Grove. Human biological waste smells don't work well with synthetic olfactory senses."

PINTSIZE: "Blasphemy!"

Gyrre:
FAYE: "Oh god,...my stomach. I hope none of you guys ate the oysters too."
BUBBLES: "I hope you've learned your lesson about eating shellfish at a catered event."

edit
PINTSIZE: "But they were delicious!"

Cornelius:
Bubbles: Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
Faye: I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.
Pintsize: The SALMON MOUSSE!!!

Edit: didn't notice Pintsize there...

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