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Here's to the New Year

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Is it cold in here?:
Where is 2020 buried? I think many people would like to piss on its grave.

Everyone have a good 2021!

hedgie:
Piss?  Oh, no.  I’m going to do something else.  Probably a couple of hours after eating a bunch of super-hot curry.

Torlek:
Is it really worth doing that to yourself? It's dead, it won't know the difference between regular shit and curry shit.

hedgie:
I willingly to that to myself when I *don’t* have something I want to shit on.  I love a good hot curry.

Morituri:
I'm just thinking that one day when my nieces and nephews ask me what was the best thing about 2020, ... it's kind of a low bar, right?

Uh....  The murder hornets never actually killed anyone.

And...  They developed the vaccines in record time.

It was miraculous how many people escaped the wildfires unharmed.

We used up a whole alphabet worth of hurricane names and got halfway through another.

And...  Uh... The coup attempt failed.  For now, at least.

And...  Lots of cases were asymptomatic. (Except for lifelong erectile dysfunction, but they do use the word 'asymptomatic'...)

And... We didn't start any wars.  Not for lack of trying in a couple cases, but we didn't.

Like I said, kind of a low bar, and I'd have to avoid most of these because curious young minds would ask follow-up questions their parents might not want me to answer right away.

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