Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
WCDT June 7th - June 11th (4541-4545)
Gnabberwocky:
Silly question, Claire. The chance to fire a dildo out of a pneumatic cannon out of a wall is like a million dollars: if someone offers it, you take it.
Morituri:
Oh my God. I know the woman who they're making those for. Or at least a woman who'd shop there if she knew they had products that pass such stringent Quality Control standards.
Mutter mutter mutter repurposed power tools mutter mutter bruising mutter mutter emergency room mutter mutter mutter mutter worth it.
Gus_Smedstad:
Well, now we know what sort of applications they put dildoes to at Applied Dildonics.
traroth:
Beeps always gives the same kind of explanation for her job "I work in a dildo factory. I do the testing", and is suprised and blushing when people inevitably get the wrong idea, each and every time. That's good repetition humor.
BenRG:
Okay, so what is this test supposed to do? It's supposed to make use of the military-specification impact-testing device that Beepatrice's boss bought in anticipation of being awarded a Department of Defence testing contract that never actually appeared (it turns out that an inspection of the lab found too high a level of 'comedic ineptitude'). However, he didn't want to look a fool for having ordered unnecessary equipment so he hired a number of AIs (whose overall cost is lower than human staff) to carry out completely unnecessary tests using the equipment. The paperwork generated by these tests goes straight into the Circular File as no-one wants or needs it.
Basically, Beepatrice's whole job is solely to protect the ego and reputation of a now-likely moved-on manager. I wonder how long before a New Broom sweeps in and eliminates her whole department as the unnecessary cost it is?
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