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Ridiculous Bosses
Trinary:
Mosfet, if I had to take a guess, I'd say you were talking about the Cho Aniki games. Horizontally-scrolling shooters featuring thong-wearing musclebound homosexual stereotypes. They are completely disturbing.
Oh, and be very careful about doing a google image search for screenshots or whateveri. There's fan art out there that can flat out kill you. I take no responsibility for subsequent damage to eyeballs or brain.
Switchblade:
http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamescho.html
I read this and laughed myself to tears. Seriously, one of the characters has an ass attack that doesn't actually do anything. He just gets his kicks by mooning the foe.
mosfet:
Actually, I'd have to say this one was far worse!
I'll have to look it up, but I may have deleted the rom file in sheer horror! :P
Mr. Glitch:
--- Quote from: 7.62x39mm ---Nobody's mentioned the Wiegraf/Velius fight from FFT yet? I'm shocked.
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Only because I don't post frequently. :D
--- Quote ---I've always, ALWAYS had trouble with that fight, even when I grossly powerleveled for days beforehand. I usually end up with only one or two guys left alive.
The fight after that isn't cakewalk either, and is downright unbeatable if you forget to set your job classes to fast ones, like Thief or Ninja.
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Actually, it's not THAT hard. In my recent playthrough I beat Wiegraf with Ramza as a Time Mage at level 20-odd (a bit below Wiegraf's level, I think), then took down Velius with a Samurai, Priest, Wizard, and Monk at similar levels. Easy, albiet painful--only the Monk was standing by the end.
That battle is notorious for taking down less skilled or well-prepared players, though. I know a lot of people who gave up on the game at Wiegraf.
kingfandango:
Legendary Frustrations:
Grim Reaper and Dracula in the Original Castlevania were both huge cheddar balls, I think that they may have coined the title cheesy bastards.
The Final boss in the original Ninja Gaiden was quite bull$hit.
R-Type...yeh, any boss after level two is retarded.
Mike Tyson and Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
The original Firday the 13th game...hmmm, okay so there's this guy in a hockey mask with a machette and I got like some pebbles...and you want me to flick them at him??? right.
You know, I remember back in the old nintendo days when bosses were those things that made you want to put your controller through the t.v. In the past couple of years it seems like either I've become a lot better at fighting these uber-enemies or they have just become big pansies. Some examples of ridiculously easy bosses and recent dissapointments would be:
Silent Hill 2: End Boss Pyramid Heads...equation 2 ampules + 1 Great Knife= 30 seconds knockout ;P
Doom 3: Cyber Demon...looks bad ass, really just sucks ass...defeated him only getting hit maybe twice on the first time through...lame
Snowblind: Mr. Robotic leader of the opposing forces...I don't care to remember his insignificant name...he got me the first time, but after re-assessing the situation I just dropped five of those spider things and he was dead before I had even used up my bio power...uber lame
Resident Evil 4: End boss, I don't think you should ever be able to take down an end boss on your first try...ever(unless set on easy)...though for some reason it still did feel sastisfying to beatup on him without ever feeling threatened. It was one of those, I don't hear you talking shit now do I Mr. Badguy, moments ^_^ Town Leader, well he was just pathetic...the blind prisoner guys gave me more trouble.
The Shaving, I mean Suffering: You pick it, they were all easily handled and pathetic.
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