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Ricidulous lyrics!
kikanjuuneko:
--- Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum ---With pleasure, its essentially about that Venegas guy jumping off a brigde over a road, committing suicide
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...Dammit.
KharBevNor:
--- Quote from: Yeddi ---
--- Quote from: thehoopiestfrood ---There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...
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"Tom Lehrer's muse is not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste"
A lot of his songs are just as crazy, Poisening Pigeons, murdering a loving wife (this was in the 50's too), peddling dope, plagerising, killing game wardens. Great fun.
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Don't forget the Survivalist Hymn, Oedipus Rex, Werner Von Braun, Pollution or the Masochism Tango.
I vote for ANY Crotchduster song, but especially Let Me Into Starfish Land
[Grindcore vocals:]
THE A TRAIN NEVER STOPS,
AND I AM HEADED FOR YOUR HOLE,
I’D BE SO LUCKY IF I,
COULD CREAM IN YOUR ASSHOLE!
THERE’S SO MUCH SHIT THAT WE,
COULD MAKE EACH OTHER DO!
I’D RATHER FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE,
IF THAT’S O.K. WITH YOU?
HERE COMES THE HONEY,
WHEN I AM THROUGH,
BUT I AM NOT DONE CAUSE,
YOUR ASSHOLE IS SO NEW!
OPEN UP WIDE, HERE COMES THE TRAIN,
IF YOUR HEAD WAS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS,
ID LOVE TO SCREW YOUR BRAIN!
[The Darkness style vocals:]
Let me lick your asshole!
Let me lick it clean!
I’ll take you all to starfish land!
[Death metal vocals:]
LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE,
LET ME LICK IT CLEAN!
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE PEANUTS,
I’LL SUCK OUT ALL THE BEANS!
I’LL TONGUE FUCK YOUR RECTUM,
I’LL DRIVE UP YOUR DIRT ROAD!
I’LL FELCH OUT MY OWN SEMEN,
AND SPIT IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
[Jazz breakdown]
[Grindcore vocals:]
I LOVE BUNNIES!
I LOVE PINK!
I LOVE MY MOMS UNDERPANTS,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY STINK!
I LOVE RAINBOWS!
I LOVE BALLOONS!
I CRIED AT FOREST GUMP,
AND DISNEY CARTOONS!
[Gruff vocals:]
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
GROOOOOAAARGGGH
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
Boba Fett! Boba Fett!
Vader and Boba Fett!
GROOOAAARRRGGHH
[Lounge music vocals:]
Luned up mustard glove
Anal love
Travelling butt-raping show
Steal a Mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your O....
LET'S GO!
[80's hard-rock Guitar Solo]
[Death Metal vocals:]
SHE SAID THAT I COULD TOUCH IT,
SHE SAID SHE’D LET ME IN!
I WARMED HER UP WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER,
SOME ANAL EASE AND GIN,
MY WANG WAS IN HER CRAP TRAP.
JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
HER 30 YEAR OLD STEPMOM,
CAME IN AND DRANK MY LOAD!
AndSheeWas:
"Look at my hair! Like the design!" and the entirety of "Warning Sign" by Talking Heads
"1/4 of George Washington's Head
1/2 of George Washington's Head
3/4 of George Washington's Head
All of George Washington's Head" from TMBG's Violin and just about every other TMBG's song ever!
Most Beatles songs post Sgt. Peppers.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: est ---either that, or they are on The Heroin.
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Do not forget Peyote. *cough*The Mars Volta*cough*.
"Psycho Killer" is some kinda crazy, I know that much.
blackmage:
Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty screwed up, but the best that's coming off the top of my head right now is fom Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim:
me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it
sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip -
a field trip - a field trip - a field trip -
a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip -
a field trip - a field trip
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
make me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm shitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again...
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