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Ricidulous lyrics!
rynne:
I am shocked no one's put McLusky yet. Take “Dethink to Survive,� for example:
Secret fürhrers got your tongue and bitches got your car
And if it wasn't for the ‘86 World Cup it wouldn't have got this far
She was un in de in re contrary, pissed but almost right
If it wasn't for the snakes in cumberbunds it would happen every night
Dethink to survive!
Cartoon monkeys got you hard, it must've been the hair
Though jive bunny stole your creative fire you really didn't care
She was un in re in de decided, happy killing time
There's an eight percent chance that you know Charles Dance and you're no damn friend of mine
Dethink to survive!
Danny Baker!
Malphas:
Vast Souls
And Inhumans,
Bitten By Infected Jaws
Abandoned Minds
And Corpses
Lurking With Moulded Eyes
Lacerated Bodies
Without Mourners
Nodding In Gallows
Crushed Skulls
Tasting The Fur
Of Dying Cats
Needles, Injecting Pain
Flamable Skin
And Deadly Thirst
Beyond Mind
Is Sleep To Be Found
Leap, Leap, Leap, Leap
From Life,
Leave Yourself,
Die With Me
est:
ok, i'll play.
TISM - (He'll never be an) Ol' Man River
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his pulse rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said 'I'll have one of those.'
Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins
Hillary had, Hillary had
Hillary had it in his veins
Hillary had Everest in his veins
Armstrong did moon, was not the same
Heroes explore to give us hope
River pushed back the envelope
Drank the slab, Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
Drank the slab, Drank the slab
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass's sandwich? - I ate the same.
Now I'm bored, Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
Now I'm bored, Now I'm bored
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
Now I'm bored and there's no stopping
I need another celeb to fill a coffin
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
Jeridus:
New Boyfriend by Flashlight Brown
I grew my hair and i felt better.
I went and bought a cardigan sweater.
I tried some smack it made me sick.
Now my stomach is a-ci-dic.
I thought, "for sure she's an addict".
She found me vaguely attractive.
Down at the beach where i met her.
She picked my nose, I felt better.
I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl.
I'd even dress up like a girl.
Your band will make us all the loot.
We'll name our first born after fruit.
Now if that's not fucking weird I don't know what is
niatinari:
Rasputina -- Rats
Very many years ago, the Bolivians were starving so,
They had rats as big as ponies there. They asked the Pope
To declare them fish.
We thank the Pope for granting us this wish.
When Friday comes, we'll all call rats fish.
We catch them with a net, kill with the gun.
We'll call it all forgotten when we're done.
They didn't look like rats at all, but like some horrendous horse doll.
Still they had to eat this thing.
In gratitude, the Pope-they kissed his ring.
Or the Pants Rock Opera....
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