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Ricidulous lyrics!
kikanjuuneko:
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Which one is that from? Didn't even see it. Was funny, though. I also like 'Everyone In Anal Cunt is Dumb':
Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis
I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us
Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine
Fred's a fucking asshole, and Paul would always whine
First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek
Who'll play guitar for Anal Cunt next week
Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums
Everyone in Anal Cunt is dumb
Fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids
Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid
John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band
Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand
KharBevNor:
It's off 'I Like It When You Die'.
Though, I do love how just randomly crazy they were getting by 'It Just Gets Worse':
'I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT'
I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS
AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME
IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
AFTER I BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT
I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WINDOW
BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY
SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING GAY FAITHFUL DOG
WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!
kikanjuuneko:
Yeah, Anal Cunt are always the best when they're attacking really stupid, trivial shit. Particularly their fans.
And of course, The Dillinger Escape Plan (man, I'm glad I have enough self-distance to laugh at this):
'Everyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot'
Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled
John Zorn called to tell me you're great
The caller ID was from a gay bar
You guys fucking suck
Any guy who likes you
Like Neurosis and dicks up his ass
You think you're so fucking original
Gay bars used to be original too
You never get bad reviews
Because all the writers shoot up cum
Everyone who likes you
Is a gay homosexual faggot
KharBevNor:
My favourite attack on a band is '311 sucks' where Seth just garbles random wicki-wah style gibberish for 30 seconds over lazy hip-hop type music then it all goes grindy and he screams "YOU FUCKING SUCK!!".
Mr Putter:
I like Bright Eyes, but this part of Bowl of Oranges reminds me of something David Brent would write...
And I came upon a doctor
Who appeared in quite poor health
I said there's nothing that I can do for you you can't do for yourself
He said oh yes you can, just hold my hand, I think that that would help
So I sat with him awhile
Then I asked him how he felt
He said I think I'm cured
No, in fact, I'm sure of it
Thank you, stranger
For your therapeutic smile
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