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Suddenly, gamers everywhere got slightly more slothful!
Switchblade:
Just needs a few adjustments, I think.
like:
/beer (instant booze delivered to your door)
/workout (the game freezes and books an appointment at your local gym. it then refuses to play again until you've done an hour's exercise)
/makeover (hoses you down, sets you up with a blind date, and contacts "queer eye for the straight guy", before self-destructing the computer so you can never play again.)
/monkey (for obvious reasons)
/sleep (for late-night marathons when you're too wired on energy drinks to sleep afterwards. Kicks you off the server, and then displays a psychedelic, hypnotic pattern of colours guaranteed to send you off to peaceful slumber. Configurable options for this command includes a selection of Enya tracks for added insurance.)
/espresso (for an instant caffeine injection.)
/morgue (contacts the coroner's office. Automatically activated if the server has been left active for a week with no activity.)
/911 (calls an ambulance in so you can be treated for those pressure sores on your butt. assuming they can get you away from the keyboard.)
c1utch:
yea wow, i thought it was just another penny-arcade satire. imagine my horror upon clicking the OP's link.
8-o
Abattur:
You know, the command /beer would rock. Very, VERY much.
tmpafford:
Don't forget
/sex where Monica will visit. No need to stop playing. She can fit under the desk. At lease she used to fit. Now she is like HUGE.
Maybe
/sex Pamela?
/sex Demi?
/sex Girl Next Door?
Wildonnie:
It's true, but all /pizza does is link you straight to the Pizza Hut website, where you can order online, just like you always can. You're all right in /beer being way better. Hey, Pizza Hut should use this for a new tagline:
Pizza Hut, Catering to Your Fat Ass in the Gaming World as well as the Real World!
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