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HOT VIDEO GAME WOMEN.

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est:
i'm sorry, but i have this thing against chicks with boobs the size of their fucking heads, which every single fucking "sexy" video game girl seems to be.  i mean, seriously, what the fuck?  why bother swinging a club at a bear when you can just beat the shit out of it with your massively oversized melons?

Hoborg:
In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.

Burninated Peasant:

--- Quote from: LiterSize ---Sorry to burst your bubble, BP, but Scott R. knows TEH TRUTH!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=136
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Meh, what the heck... as long as he/she knows when to keep that big mouth shut, nobody has to know. ;)

bev:

--- Quote from: Hoborg ---In Jurassic Park: Tresspasser, an FPS, you played as a chick and if you looked down, all you could see is your huge freakin' jugs. They took up half the screen, it was rediculous.
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But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.

torg:

--- Quote from: bev ---
But of course, which is why women make useless action heroes in movies and games cause they can't see where they're going. Games need more flat chested heroinnes, at least then you can beleive they can fly around and kick arse. Judging from Lara Croft, I cannot honestly say I can see Pamela Anderson swinging from bars and leaping through the air, I'd be surprised if the woman can even jump.
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actually a lot of those huge boobed heroines are designed by women. i currently cant name which ones, but i read some articles about it over at slahsdot and several other game related pages like gamespot.

and hey... they are chicks in GAMES. noone buys a game just because of the chicks if the game is crap.
ever noticed, that the guys in games also always are muscular, slender guys with faces that seem to be cut from granite? nobody seems to be offended by those characters. *snort* so get over the big breasted girls.

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