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Most Hurtful Record Review Ever

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Inlander:
Wow, that reviewer sounds like a complete dickhead . . . And the band were surprisingly reasonable about it all.

Amsterdarn:
I'm almost disappointed at how reasonable and mature that rebuttal was.  I mean, come on guys, your name is Cockdeath- you wrote yourself a blank fucking check to be wankers.  And properly executed wankery is much more entertaining than reasonability.  Even as it stood, they could at least have challenged the guy to a blindfolded knife fight on the field of honor and insulted his dog's manhood.

Brodo Baggins:
ok, on the "this is spinal tap" film, a review for the album "shark sandwich" was a simple a two word review, "SHIT SANDWICH"

That to me is a very insulting review.

muffy:
Best review I ever read -
George Michael's 'Listen Without Prejudice':
"Listen without speakers."

Genius.

I'm all for reviews which condemn an album/artist in one fell swoop - provided that band is established enough for people to know what they sound like...and I also think that theme reviews are better reading than bog standard 'well, it sounds like a cross between this and this and has some cool guitar riffs' stuff - chances are, if you're reading a review, it's because you feel strongly about music, so it's only right that the reviewer has an opinion too, and they won't always agree with you, but it's better to have some life in the words you read than something bland and methodical.
That said, it's so much easier to criticise a band than it is to praise them.

ALoveSupreme:

--- Quote from: Brodo Baggins ---ok, on the "this is spinal tap" film, a review for the album "shark sandwich" was a simple a two word review, "SHIT SANDWICH"

That to me is a very insulting review.
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