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Most Hurtful Record Review Ever
whitehatblackshoes:
--- Quote ---I submit, for your amusement, a game to find the most hurtful record review ever. My personal winner is the recent Stylus review for the Bravery's album, which seems like it's going to be a really good review up until the last line stabs you in the sternum.
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I bet when Sam Endicott read this he was thinking "Alright! A good review!" then he read the last line and went to his room and cried.
But hey, I like the Bravery, their single is very addicting. "Honest Mistake"
synecdoche:
--- Quote from: tomgadd ---http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/l/louis-xiv/best-little-secrets-are-kept.shtml
I loved this review. First off... theme reviews rock. Secondly, you hate the band BEFORE the kick in the teeth line. Thirdly, it is one BIG fucking kick in the teeth to this band.
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I HATE Pitchfork's theme reviews. So much. I generally do not have the negative reaction to Pitchfork that many have, but the theme reviews are beyond the limit for me.
Psiogen:
I don't mind theme reviews. It's when you do them constantly, whether you have a good reason to or not, that it starts to wear thin. (*cough*BrentDiCrescenzo*cough*)
rynne:
--- Quote from: tomgadd ---http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/l/louis-xiv/best-little-secrets-are-kept.shtml
I loved this review. First off... theme reviews rock. Secondly, you hate the band BEFORE the kick in the teeth line. Thirdly, it is one BIG fucking kick in the teeth to this band.
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I freely admit that review elicited laughs from me.
Favorite line: "I'm a fuck machine with only one speed: fuck."
KharBevNor:
http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=188
Scroll down to the fourth one down (In Flames vs Tiffany)
Insanely brilliant.
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