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Your dream show/concert/music festival.
Signum_Tenebrae:
Without putting as much thought into it as Khar, my festival would probably include the following bands.. (in this order order)
Carpathian Forest
Demoncy
Horna
Behexen
Marduk
Kult Ov Azazel
Deathspell Omega
Watain
Sargeist
Tsjuder
Mütiilation
Corpus Christii
Nokturnal Mortum
Gontyna Kry
Von
Emperor
Absu
Averse Sefira
and co-headliners
Darkthrone
Venom
Mercyful Fate
NOTE: Some of my favorite bands I didn't list on this, since I think they probably wouldn't be the same in concert as on CD. . namely, suicidal black metal like Xasthur, Abyssic Hate, Krohm, etc..
a pack of wolves:
What these festivals are lacking are locations. So with that in mind...
Day 1
An abandoned church which has nonetheless remained in immaculate condition is found. Time for an all-night squat party to kick things off!
Bilge Pump
Lightning Bolt
Like A Kind of Matador
Mohinder
Oxes
Guapo
Stalingrad
Nina Nastasia
Robert Johnson
John Coltrane
Submission Hold
The Melvins
Fugazi
Visuals will be the best surrealist films and DJs throughout the night will be Team Doyobi, DJ/Rupture and Autechre
Day 2
Having been run out of the church by the police we're a little miffed and flee to the 1in12 club in Bradford. Luckily, there's some good old mosh to be had.
Good Clean Fun
Chain of Strength
D.S. - 13
Driven Down
Imbalance
HHH (UK)
Rites of Spring
Fig 4.0
Slayer
At The Gates
Gorilla Biscuits
Ramones
Minor Threat
DJs will be a variety of drunk punks and anyone that has some tunes they want played.
Day 3
Upon exciting the club we find that a desert has appeared just outside of Bradford. Handily a bunch of crusties have luxurious stolen Winnebagos and massive generators, so it's time to get down in the sand after a good kip.
Leadbelly
Meat Puppets
Lucero
Magma
Red Stars Parade
Will Haven
Muddy Waters
Charlie Parker
Tarantula Hawk
MC5
Johnny Cash
Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band
Kyuss
No DJs, but plenty of jazz, blues and rock being knocked out by people as they sit about watching the sun rise.
Day 4
Back into a city to lay our hands on yet another squatted venue, this time it's an underground car park. It's dark, grim, and the perfect setting for what's about to hit.
Jedi Mind Tricks
Urko
Anaal Nathrakh
Man Is The Bastard/Bastard Noise
Arab Strap
Acme
Dizzee Rascal
Wu-Tang Clan
Narcosis
Love Lost But Not Forgotten
Orchid
Dead Kennedys
Black Flag
Aphex Twin, Kid 606 and people spinning grind, noise and harsh music of all descriptions wind up the night.
Day 5
After that, a last day of much mellower feel is needed to round things off. So we adjourn to a field in some delightful woods and get our dancing shoes on.
All Girl Summer Fun Band
Billy Bragg (solo)
Mecca Normal
Black Eyes
The Sick Lipstick
Saetia
Manowar
Beat Happening
Pavement
Melt-Banana
AC/DC
Tom Waits
Minutemen
Man, I really am taking this work-avoidance to some lengths.
KharBevNor:
A Pack of Wolves has reminded me, one of my many ultimate ambitions in life is to buy an old church, mesh over the inside of the windows, install a murderously loud PA, a stage with the drum-stand on the desecrated altar, turntables up in the pulpit and rip out all the pews, then just hold some motherfuckingly awesome gigs in there.
a pack of wolves:
They actually do hold amazing gigs in the Holy Trinity church here in Leeds. I saw Guapo, Circle, Jazzfinger, Birds of Delay and Like A Kind of Matador there, they all played up by the alter while the crowd sat in the pews. The atmosphere was incredible.
Kai:
--- Quote from: godbowstomath ---NEED NEW BODY
AND
LIQUID LIQUID
OPENING FOR
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND.
f'real.
--- End quote ---
This is the internet, and so I must say this:
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES ARRR
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