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Musicians/bands you have an irrational hatred of
KharBevNor:
What about Yourcodenameis:Milo? not only do they have one of the most fucking awful names in the history of rock, but they suck too.
Skibas_clavicle:
--- Quote from: muffy ---Britney doesn't have a large intestine, or indeed a small one.
Just a really long cervix.
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HOLY SHIT! I just sprayed beer out my nose and all over my computer desk! That's the funniest thing since your Libertines comment! You're fucking amazing!
La Creme:
spizzletrunk wrote:
--- Quote --- BRIGHT EYES, the Zutons, Death Cab for Cutie, The Killers, Story of the Year, Hellogoodbye.
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Amen! Here's me and my good man Oliver's current line-up for how Conner Oberst should be killed (I also muchedly hate all the other bands except thte Zutons who, by your other choices, I'm sure I'd hate):
Step 1: We shave his head.
Step 2: We put him in a KKK robe.
Step 3: We sell him to a "rent-a-honkey-to-beat-up" shop in Crenshaw.
Step 4: We save him just in time.
Step 5: We feed him to sharks.
The only problem with this plan is that it's impossible to hold down an emo-schmuck during an attemt at a haricut. They will not let you touch their hair. Also, I don't think Oliver and I would be able to go into Crenshaw and come out again alive...
Of all the artists ever, I hate Eminem most. Have you ever heard him talk? He thinks he's black. The dilluted motherfucker thinks he's black. That, and he can't rap for ass-bagels. That, and he's a fucking redneck.[/b]
Amsterdarn:
--- Quote --- Step 1: We shave his head.
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Dude, I don't think he'd survive to see the other 4 steps.
sp2:
Why not just give him some prozac and expose him to direct sunlight?
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