Dear Connor Oberst,
Stick to writing shitty, warbely songs about your dead baby brother and calanders. The Desaparecidos suck, this song sucks, and your ironic cowboy hat sucks. Nothing you said here is backed up by any facts and are nothing but the rantings of an ill-informed flaming liberal. All you have done is taken all the stupid shit people say on TV and the internet and set it to music. This is not impressive, creative, or controversial - it's public opinion. And, while being a flaming liberal is okay - and sometimes pretty cool, being ill-informed always sucks. Please, stick to emo. Politics just aren't for you.
Love,
Nothingwitty
(PS - I think "Lifted" was a keen album.)
Edit - man, when I clicked the title here "Conor owning up", I thought he was going admit on national television that everything he's done post-"Letting Off the Happiness" was contrived bullshit. Man, I was let
down.
Edit2 - Man, already beaten to the whole "Dear Connor," letter gag. I'm not funny.