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Robbo:
Of course the Indie Kids do, the hip-code doesn't allow fun. And Metalheads just have nothing else to talk about.
cacahuate:
--- Quote from: Tartar Martyr ---Do you guys really think this much about this shit?
--- End quote ---
This is a brilliant point.
KharBevNor:
--- Quote from: Robbo ---And Metalheads just have nothing else to talk about.
--- End quote ---
Fool! You revealed our secrets to the un-metal! We shall punish you for this! Necrobobsledders, bind him and take him to the dark fjords of Azabagorath.
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fuck yeah I'm gonna say it, and fuck yeah none of you are going to get it.
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD! :[
Robbo:
Please, I'm so Black Metal, I dont wear band shirts out in public so the poser wimps can't pick up on real Metal for free :P
KharBevNor:
...dude, I hope you're not listening to your tapes and CDs, right? You realise some poser might over-hear the faint distant sounds from your room and randomly guess exactly what Les Legiones Noires band you were listening to? And headphones are even worse: Posers are constantly listening out on shortwave radio sets for the signals eminated by the headphone wires.
Indeed, we currently believe the only safe way to enjoy true black metal is to visit the bands in their own homes, memorise all their tabs in the form of a coded gregorian chant, and then play them yourself on an unplugged guitar where all the strings have been replaced with, well string.
Otherwise, you never know what might happen.
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