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Guitar smashing, yay or nay?

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La Creme:
How's about a compromise? No bassoons to be smashed if no accoriands are smashed either. Dealio?

We can compromise by torching every oboe on the earth, right? I... hate... oboes...

P.S. I just hate trying to PLAY accordians. I'm a TMBG fan. I don't think it's possible to be a TMBG fan and not like accordians. Sorry about the misconception, that was a sort of wanky thing for me to say.

Kai:
Done. No bassoons, no accordions, destroy the oboes, throw in a few piccolos or something to keep the fire going.

Inlander:
Tee-hee, all this talk of accordion-smashing reminds me of a joke I heard a few years ago at the National Folk Festival:

Q: What's a banjo?
A: Kindling for an accordion fire.

(For the record, I LOVE both banjos and accordions - I'm just a sucker for silly jokes.  And while I'm rambling - can I get a "hell yeah" for harpsichord smashing?)

KharBevNor:
Rammstein blew up some of their instruments when I saw them. And one member of Apocalyptica stabbed through a drum with his cello spike, though I think that might have been accidental.

I am generally against this, unless it is done with extreme style and panache.

La Creme:
Bela Fleck, the first time i heard him, in like 6th grade completely changed me. It made me decide that every instrument diserved a go. And yes, you can get a "lets break some fucking harpsichords". Bach would have been the shit if he just used a goddam piano. But no, he had to go do the better portion of his amazing classical on a goddam harpsichord.

The only good piccalo is one that has been shattered and rebuilt into a nice statue of a peice of human defication.

Cello spike THROUGH a drum?! Hurray for that. Drums are cheap. Why dont drummers ever smash them? Cheapo drummers...

P.S. I don't hate drummers. Just to establish that.

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