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what would jesus rock?
La Creme:
--- Quote ---I love Jesus Christ Superstar. He'd probably lounge around and be like, "I remember that! Hey Simon, remember when you all burst into song to rally up support against the pharacies?"
--- End quote ---
"Yeah, you and those zealots had that choreography down. If only fuckin' Caiafas (or whatever the spelling is) and his crew hadn't showed up you guys would have gotten to finish that crazy-ass hippy-cheerleading of yours."
Jesus listens to Glam Rock. I can just see him singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" and wearing a tight shiney silver jumpsuit and rockin' the solo on a mirror-pickguard silver telecaster.
Jesus's favorite band to see live are the Dandy's. His favorite instrumental group is Sons Of Otis. He also spends his Sunday mornings sipping extremely light and sweet cofee and listening to The Sugarplastic.
Druid:
Jesus would be into ambient techno and new age.
Patatat:
His collection would go from.
Iron & Wine
to
Johnny Cash
Jesus is a big fan of the Cash.
Johnny C:
Would he be mellow, or would he be listening to more overtly political stuff? Also what would he think of "I Have Forgiven Jesus?"
Willis:
From what I've learned through going to church on a pretty-much weekly basis is that Jesus liked to hang out with tax-collectors. Apparently tax-collectors, circa 30 AD, were pretty much the bottom of the social ladder. No one liked them. He hung out with the tax collectors and these other individuals who were looked down upon and not respected. So using this theory, Jesus would listen to and embrace the musical genres/artist that are spat upon. So I'm figuring he would listen to some combination of: Backstreet Boys, Anal Cunt, Britney Spears, and 1108 Thugz.
That or KISS, cause they're like Jewish.
~~Willis
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