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0bsessions:
If they decided to remake Final Fantasy VII, all I'd ask of them is to decide to actually make it a good game this time. Maybe they could replace the characters, that'd improve it a bit.
Replace Cloud with an optimistic thief?
And maybe replace Cid with a gambling rogue?
Barrett could be replaced by a man-slut of a King!
And instead of Red XIII, maybe a moogle or something.
And instead of Sephiroth, we could have like a crazy mage or something.
This sounds like the makings of a good remake!
Narr:
I agree with 0bsessions.
Storm Rider:
So is Aeris Celes or Terra?
Also, it is fucking criminal that Earthbound has only been mentioned twice since the necropost. What the hell is wrong with you people?
0bsessions:
I could care less either way. Much as I loved Final Fantasy VI, I can count the female characters the Final Fantasy series has had that WEREN'T a fucking joke on one hand.
Faris and...well, that was about it (And she was pretending to be a man). They have had plenty of male characters with some real depth and characterization, but the absolute joke that are most Square female characters leads me to believe that no one on their staff has ever actually MET a woman. They're either a callow damsel in distress (Terra, Celes, Aeris, Rosa, Rinoa, Quistis, Garnett, Rydia, Lenna), a tough as nails bitch (Lulu, Beatrix) an obnoxious brat (Yuffie, Eiko, Relm, Penelo, Selphie, Rikku, Porom, Krile) or a combination of the first two (Tifa, Ashe). There's like zero room for variation.
Surgoshan:
Tifa's not butch! She's got ginormous knockers!
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