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Mrdangerous

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Jeph is God
« on: 09 Sep 2005, 22:03 »
Dude, i was just looking at that list of the songs he listens to most often.  He really likes David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust.  Which, btw, is one of the BEST songs EVER.

Jeph is God.

Now, anybody wanna talk about David Bowie?
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Praeserpium Machinarum

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« Reply #1 on: 10 Sep 2005, 00:22 »
Off-topic: Jeph is not God, however he sounds like a nice chap.

Anyway the only Bowie I have listened to is Heathen and some of his hits. The album wasn't really that interesting, it seemed like he couldn't sing anymore, not that he was ever a "great" singer but he was almost quavering. I didn't like that and besides the cd was fucked(I lent it on the Library). On the contrary, I like his hits, Man Who Sold the World, Life on Mars? and others, quality stuff. Maybe I should get something with him, any suggestions?
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« Reply #2 on: 10 Sep 2005, 04:18 »
Quote from: Mrdangerous
Dude, i was just looking at that list of the songs he listens to most often.  He really likes David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust.  Which, btw, is one of the BEST songs EVER.

Jeph is God.

Now, anybody wanna talk about David Bowie?


Fuck you.
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« Reply #3 on: 10 Sep 2005, 09:33 »
What WOULD God listen to? Would it be ironic if he hated christian music?
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« Reply #4 on: 10 Sep 2005, 09:42 »
There's a guy on the Purdue forums whose username is "G.O.D."

From what I remember, he listens to Linkin Park, and other angsty bands.

G.O.D. has terrible taste in music.
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Mrdangerous

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« Reply #5 on: 10 Sep 2005, 09:48 »
Well hell.

I'd hoped god would listen to something good.

Wonder what satan listens to?
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« Reply #6 on: 10 Sep 2005, 09:54 »
The Dwarves.

Quote
Satan is a friend of mine
Satan is a friend of mine
He's a nice guy, and we love Satan
I'm a friend of
SATAN
Vampire Beelzebub
Vampire Beelzebub
They call him Vampire Beelzebub
He's a friend of mine
He's a friend of mine
There ain't nobody as evil as
Satan-
He's a friend of
SATAN
Vampire Beelzebub
SATAN
Vampire Beelzebub
It's Satan Vampire Beelzebub!
He's a friend of mine
He's a friend of mine
He's evil
He's evil
Vampire Beelzebub
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Mrdangerous

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« Reply #7 on: 10 Sep 2005, 10:44 »
Hmm... You're right, Khar.
Sounds like it'd be just up Beelzebub's alley.

But what would lesser imps and demons listen to? Wouldn't satan ban listening to the Dwarves for anyone but himself?

Angels, we mustn't forget angels.  What would they listen to?  A ska offshoot that had lots of harps and was super-heavy on trumpets, but no trombones or saxophones?
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« Reply #8 on: 10 Sep 2005, 15:13 »
The Polyphonic Spree?

I haven't actually heard them, it's just that... well, everything I've read about them sort of... um.
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« Reply #9 on: 10 Sep 2005, 15:24 »
I've always imagined angels as listening to a lot of trance and classical/dance fusion stuff like Hybrid. The cherubim probably listen to, like, DJ Sammy, but the Seraphim are probably more underground, and spend most of their time searching out obscure trance records and chairing liason committees with hell about just what they're going to do with Cliff Richard when they get their hands on him.
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« Reply #10 on: 10 Sep 2005, 15:27 »
How about shoegaze?
Stuff like Cocteau Twins, Slowdive and My Bloody Valentine.

I could see angels floating about jamming to that.
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« Reply #11 on: 10 Sep 2005, 15:32 »
There's also definitely some totally misunderstood angels who float around listening to Stryper, Creed and Horde and considering whether they might just hop down to the eternal fire and listen to some decent shit.
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Mrdangerous

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« Reply #12 on: 10 Sep 2005, 15:54 »
I like the idea of them listening to the Polyhonic Spree.  It IS a little angelic, really saccharine-sweet.

the trance thing, i'm not sure about.  I'd never imagined them as listening to trance.  Ever.
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« Reply #13 on: 10 Sep 2005, 16:02 »
Angels listen to They Might Be Giants.

God listens to post-rock. Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Explosions In The Sky mostly. He also digs Spoon and is an avid Eels fan.

Satan is into Primus and Fantomas over almost all else. He listens to a lot a black metal and 70's Miles Davis stuff too.

All the divine beings are bound by their love for Oingo Boingo.
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« Reply #14 on: 10 Sep 2005, 16:15 »
I'm pretty sure the music in hell is done by Coldplay and Deerhoof.

God listens to Dead Kennedys.
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« Reply #15 on: 10 Sep 2005, 16:27 »
Nah, your vision of Hell is too literal and dualistic.

On my gravestone I'm going to have a Skyclad quote:

"I party on in Acheron!"
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« Reply #16 on: 10 Sep 2005, 19:52 »
Clearly "God" listens to black metal (cause hes fed up the angels singing sweetly, and people licking his arse).

The Devil listens to Christian Rock and J-pop cause he's soo depressed he needs cheering up. Its hard work shoving that pineapple up Hitler's bum.
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« Reply #17 on: 11 Sep 2005, 01:50 »
satan makes his minions listen to that Verizon Wireless commercial, endlessly.


woo woo, woo woo woo
woo woo, woo woo woo
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Mrdangerous

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« Reply #18 on: 11 Sep 2005, 15:50 »
So satan makes his minions listen to the 6-7-8-9's?  Sounds plausible.
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« Reply #19 on: 11 Sep 2005, 16:25 »
Everyone who is sent to hell listens to that abysmal song that goes "867 530 NIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIEEENE". poor bastards.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

Kid Modernist

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« Reply #20 on: 11 Sep 2005, 16:48 »
Thou Shalt Not Make Fun of Tommy Two-tone.
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« Reply #21 on: 11 Sep 2005, 17:38 »
That's who did that song? Fuck that asshole. That song was stuck in my head for SIX HOURS yesterday.
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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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« Reply #22 on: 12 Sep 2005, 08:56 »
Why do other threads get closed immediately and this one stays open? The mods must really have their tongue deep in Jeph's ass.
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« Reply #23 on: 12 Sep 2005, 11:37 »
Kid Amnesiac: You're being a dick. Stop. Consider this your final warning.
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« Reply #24 on: 12 Sep 2005, 11:44 »
This is a meaningless debate, since there is no god, but if there *was*, I'd have to agree with the Polyphonic Spree being on the top of his list.
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Kid Amnesiac

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« Reply #25 on: 12 Sep 2005, 15:12 »
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Kid Amnesiac: You're being a dick. Stop. Consider this your final warning.




Don't let Daft Punk win, Jeph!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: 12 Sep 2005, 15:19 »
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This is a meaningless debate, since there is no god

No offense, but that seems a bit of a silly thing to say!  It's a bit like going into a thread called "recipe for the best egg salad evar!!!" just to say "I despise egg salad in all its forms!"

Having said that, I do agree with you (and others); God would listen to The Polyphonic Spree, 24/7.
As should we all.
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Mrdangerous

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« Reply #27 on: 12 Sep 2005, 15:25 »
I dunno about constantly lisltening to the Polyphonic Spree, but they certainly are a very good band.

Yeah, that egg salad comparison thing was pretty effective.
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