Six Degrees of Separation?
If so, here's mine:
Char 1: Number 1, step forward.
Number 1: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Char 1: Number 2, step forward.
Number 2: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Char 1: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Number 3: Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Char 1: In English, please?
Number 3: Excuse me?
Char 1: In English.
Number 3: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?