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sp2:
To further kill the joke, the lineup for Spare 21st is as follows:

Danny Downs: lead vocals, rhythm guitar
Pete KU: Lead guitar
Shirley Shortbus: Bass
Twitch: Drums

Cassie:
"The Lonely Rejected"

A melbourne 3-piece (i'm sorry melbourintes, i have no respect...) who attempt to follow the formula of Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Blink 182 and Greenday in an attempt to crack into the superior US market. J-Mag interviewed the trio on the release of their debut album, "Miles of Nothing". Drummer, Kev Wright, had this to say when he was asked to describe the band.
"We don't do none of that 'sex, drugs and alcohol' shit, we're serious artists. (guitarist/lead singer) Matty writes all the lyrics, he had a pretty unhappy childhood. His parents were real strict and all, y'know, wouldn't let him drink and stuff, so he draws on his diaries from then as inspiration. I'd say we're sort of emo... like Simple Plan is."
Some of the songs off their debut included "Ode to silence", "Nobody but Me (Can Feel This Way)" and the politically-conscious "Child of War".

La Creme:
How fat is Shirley Shortbus?


Also, the Mephistophonik Bloodkult Diabolokon Terrorskuad are totally the best industrial-grind-gore-core band in ever. The "I Am Asmodeus: Techno-Cock Destroyer" single is so badass.

sp2:
Man, this sucks.  Now I want to see a Spare 21st concert.  Seriously, who wants to become substitute "music teachers" for a special ed class like a retarded version of that seriously shitty Jack Black movie?

sp2:

--- Quote from: La Creme ---How fat is Shirley Shortbus?
--- End quote ---


Fat enough to turn off a truck driver, but not fat enough that hoardes of indie kids won't claim to be in love with her.

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