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nonexistent pretentious indie/punk/emo bands
KharBevNor:
Speaking of The Rangers, anyone else here get their split with Ungorgorizer, 'Pissing in the eye of Sauron'? Finest piece of black-thrash ever recorded entirely in Qenya. It was relased on Infernal Brazen Necrogoat Slaughter in the Deep Godless Abysses Beneath the Blackened Midnight Sun of the Infernal Winternorth Records back in '94. Limited to 666 copies, except there's only actually 608 copies going round, because all the members of both bands gave one to their mums, fifty got burnt by fundamentalists because they were in the bargain bin and they couldn't afford the mail-order on Burzum records, and another one got impounded by the Czech police as evidence in a murder. Man, Ungorgorizer must seriously regret doing all that back-masking every time they drop the soap in the prison showers.
ielerol:
Have you guys heard about this new band, Solar Panda? It's kind of like The Decemberists and Deerhoof got into a fight and then realized their destiny was to be best friends. No, really, Colin Meloy and Greg Saunier got into a fight or something, and then decided to form a band and got A. C. Newman to join, because, as he says, "you can never have too many supergroups."
Reno:
Small Hair, Big Head; a small 4 member band experimenting with combining melodic rock with the blasting lyrics of small-town rap. The Southern Alberta quartet broke out in '03 with their self titled album, (500 copies sold) but quickly degenerated after being called "hick-hop" and other such names by biased local media. After that calling out, they from relative obscurity back to nothingness by early '04. The lead singer and guitarist were convicted with holding up a 7-11 for beer money in November '04. The Drummer and DJ were caught up on charges of possesion and trafficking. All mentioned in their arrainment hearings that they are only using their apparent rock bottom as a stepping stone back to stardom. They are all currently serving 18 months in Provincal prison. Their album is now a kitch collector item worth USD$15.99.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: sp2 ---Tardcore at its best.
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BREAKING NEWS: In a sense, apparently it's been done.
sp2:
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