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nonexistent pretentious indie/punk/emo bands
Aphi:
The Notwithstanding.
A badly-produced basement-recorded emocore band fronted by your typical New Jersey kid who put an ad in the local newspaper for the rest of his band. The Icelandic drummer makes them cool.
They broke up when the backup vocalist refused to sing "and all that is and was and shall be dies in your diamond-studded nightmare eyes", insisting that it was nonsensical and stupid. The rest agreed.
The lead vocalist is still accosted by former fans, telling him that he is a 'sellout' for once agreeing to play a club withmore than a ten-person capacity.
sp2:
Whenever I'm talking with someone about punk bands and I suspect them of bullshitting, I start raving about the Descending Testicles, an imaginary hardcore band from Chicago. If they nod vigorously and agree that DT is awesome, I quickly call their bluff.
It's hilarious.
Also, Branded As Witches and Burned at the Stake (BAWABATS for short), a gothprog act out of Massachusetts (their bio claims they're from Salem, but really they're from Boston). Known for excessive stage antics and very gothy lyrics about vampires, you may have heard one of their shorter songs (titled "I want to die") on the radio
sp2:
--- Quote from: Awkward Silence ---Oh man, I think you posted about the Descending Testicles somewhere on the board. Have you heard of Die Toten Hoden? They're pretty good.
--- End quote ---
I don't really go for Krautcore, man. Sorry.
Esotastic:
"Finding someone to be independent with."
Genre: Folk/punk. Acronym: FSTBIW(FIST-bee-wuh). Story: They will garner a huge underground following consisting of kids who will subsequently go out and buy a brand new acoustic guitar/stand up bass/harmonica to be just like FSTBIW. Kids will use their "Super cool!" mail order website to get plenty of cd's, stickers, and, of course, vinyls by the truckload. Eventually, they'll get noticed by Warner Brothers, get signed, and lose their entire fanbase, only to gain an even bigger one.
suburbiac:
--- Quote from: KharBevNor ---Dude I was talking to the lead singer from xSkullGobletx last night on AIM, and he said that Death Before Dying on Twisted River that's Bleeding is playing tonight. And Autumn Falls of a Godless Winter Death Thats Burning With a Hornless Unicorn is playing. I can't wait. They really bring the mosh.
--- End quote ---
Well, go take your LJ pictures, and I'm gonna listen to the new From Seasons When Dying Days Burn In A Slumber of Watered-Down Okra Shell. Burn. Leaf.
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