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Wierd band names
MilkmanDan:
I'm pretty sure I can win wierdest track, album and artist name.
Artist: Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies
Album: Hurrah, another year, surely this one will be better than the last; The inexorable march of progress will lead us all to happiness
Track: A Little Late He Staggered Through The Door And Into Her Eyes
Beat that.
Inlander:
Pfft. Track title: "The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife are some Jive-Ass Slippers."
Damn fine tune, too!
Kai:
The Return of the Son of the Monster Magnet beats both of you.
MilkmanDan:
Yeah, but that song has a crazy name and it's on a crazily named album and it's by crazily named band. I've got better track names, but it's the combo effect that makes it a winner.
Edit: For example Don Caballero - In the Abscense of Strong Evidence to the Contrary One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull
KharBevNor:
SikTh's debut album is called 'The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild'. Unfortunately, their track titles are reasonably normal (unlike their lyrics)
Overall as an album, Crotchdusters 'Big Fat Box of Shit' takes some beating:
True Nature of Williams
Big Top Williams
Cain Sings the Blues
Let Me Into Starfish Land
Mr. Indigent Erection
Mammal Sauce
Jogging in Hell
Stars Ingenious Cooter [Live]*
Crotchopus
Especially when you consider that it is a concept album about selling the mysterious 'Mammal Sauce' to a parallel dimension with the aid of dump truck that travels in space and time, driven by an insane pervert called Bill Williams, contains randomly distributed adverts for movies like 'Lets Kill the Dutch' (Eat lead you wooden-shoed bastards!), a section where the band reads their hate-mail, that the music is a random blend of death metal, funk, rap, cock rock, showtunes, synthpop, soft rock, power metal and country, a lot of the lyrics are bizarre gibberish, and that one song actually starts with someone saying 'Dude! Dirty asians who love Jewish dildos is on in exactly 37 seconds, turn the TV on now!'
Oh yes, and one of the band members is a dog.
*Not actually live.
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